Community Poke
The Llama Index
A public mood board for our favorite camelid. We track the weekly drama level so you know when to bring snacks.
Drama Level of a Llama
Last 7 days - measured in suspicious stares
49
94
Hover or focus a point to reveal what happened that day.
Community votes
Next week's reading is crowd-sourced. Drop a suggestion and watch the line shift.
Drama scale
0 = asleep in the sun. 50 = side-eye at the gate. 100 = full spit-storm meltdown.
Join the herd
New readings drop every Monday. Bring carrots, good vibes, and a healthy tolerance for sass.
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